Phoenix wrote a new post, Zzzzz…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 4 months, 3 weeks ago
I cannot explain to you the rage I have when you’re dead tired and trying to sleep and people are blasting their music at 1am when you have to go to work the next morning.
I use the word “music” lightly. […]
Phoenix wrote a new post, R.I.P Little Scarlet, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 9 months ago
We lost a family member yesterday. Our beautiful little Scarlet.
I say “lost” but that wouldn’t be the right word, because that would imply that we had a hand in losing you, and that there would be a […]
Phoenix commented on the post, Binge-Drinkers-R-Us, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 9 months, 3 weeks ago
Hahaha ok that trumps mine! Too funny 
Bucket List: Set Fire to SOMEONE ELSES curtains!”
Phoenix wrote a new post, 50 Shades of Grey, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 9 months, 3 weeks ago
How oh How can I not have written about 50 Shades of Grey yet? The Horror!
Now unless you live under a rock you would have heard about this book series by now. Or the jokes that follow it… “I got banned […]
Phoenix wrote a new post, Binge-Drinkers-R-Us, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 9 months, 4 weeks ago
I really need to stop drinking like a HOBO.
*wakes up on Sunday morning after “naughty schoolgirl / schoolboy party” on Saturday night*
*covers face with pillow*
Me: Oh God Dale, why do I remember […]
Phoenix commented on the post, Who ate all the pies…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Haha I do when I remember, and when I don’t Dalekins gives me that judgey judge face and say’s “Don’t you think you should have a diet coke” and then things go tits up because I usually end up squealing “You think […]
Phoenix commented on the post, Who ate all the pies…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Hahaha it’s like the Pippie-longstocking of pigs… and it’s ginger. There is possibly NOTHING cooler.
Phoenix commented on the post, Who ate all the pies…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Hey you, how the bloody ‘ell are ya? ye what the hell is up with this… hadn’t posted for a while and came back to this. Now it’s like tumbleweeds blowing through my posts and that sucks sweaty balls!
Phoenix wrote a new post, Who ate all the pies…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 10 months, 3 weeks ago
You know, someone should really warn you when you’re a kid to really appreciate the good things in life, and by good things, I mean being able to eat an entire bag of fizzers, 2 cakes, a bag of Flings and chug a […]
Phoenix wrote a new post, You have a horse stuck where?, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 11 months ago
Why do people never take me seriously when I say I want a pony for my birthday?
To be fair, people don’t often take me seriously, period. For my last birthday I asked for a yacht and I got flowers and a […]
Phoenix wrote a new post, Like being kicked in the Va-jay-jay everyday!, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 11 months, 1 week ago
Waking up and getting out of bed in the cold this morning was, hmmm, how can I put this eloquently… like getting fuckslapped by a frozen snoek! A snoek…. With bad intentions! With their beady black eyes and […]
Phoenix wrote a new post, Priscilla – Queens of the Desert, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Admit it now. Every one of us at some stage has had some sort of inclination to cross dress. Some of you may actually be wearing your wife’s frilly knickers as we speak!
Don’t be shy about it. (Just […]
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nchandler wrote a new post, She Lives…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 11 months, 4 weeks ago
So I haven’t written a blog post since the 80’s. I blame Dalekins… as a muse, I feel that he should be offering me more material than he has been. There has been no slamming of bollocks in a door, or […]
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Phoenix wrote a new post, Zzzzz…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 4 months, 3 weeks ago
I cannot explain to you the rage I have when you’re dead tired and trying to sleep and people are blasting their music at 1am when you have to go to work the next morning.I use the word “music” lightly. […]
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Phoenix wrote a new post, R.I.P Little Scarlet, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 9 months ago
We lost a family member yesterday. Our beautiful little Scarlet.I say “lost” but that wouldn’t be the right word, because that would imply that we had a hand in losing you, and that there would be a […]
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Phoenix wrote a new post, 50 Shades of Grey, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 9 months, 3 weeks ago
How oh How can I not have written about 50 Shades of Grey yet? The Horror!Now unless you live under a rock you would have heard about this book series by now. Or the jokes that follow it… “I got banned […]
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Phoenix wrote a new post, Binge-Drinkers-R-Us, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 9 months, 4 weeks ago
I really need to stop drinking like a HOBO.*wakes up on Sunday morning after “naughty schoolgirl / schoolboy party” on Saturday night*
*covers face with pillow*
Me: Oh God Dale, why do I remember […]
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Phoenix wrote a new post, Who ate all the pies…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 10 months, 3 weeks ago
You know, someone should really warn you when you’re a kid to really appreciate the good things in life, and by good things, I mean being able to eat an entire bag of fizzers, 2 cakes, a bag of Flings and chug a […] -
Phoenix wrote a new post, You have a horse stuck where?, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 11 months ago
Why do people never take me seriously when I say I want a pony for my birthday?
To be fair, people don’t often take me seriously, period. For my last birthday I asked for a yacht and I got flowers and a […]
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Phoenix wrote a new post, Like being kicked in the Va-jay-jay everyday!, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 11 months, 1 week ago
Waking up and getting out of bed in the cold this morning was, hmmm, how can I put this eloquently… like getting fuckslapped by a frozen snoek! A snoek…. With bad intentions! With their beady black eyes and […]
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Phoenix wrote a new post, Priscilla – Queens of the Desert, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Admit it now. Every one of us at some stage has had some sort of inclination to cross dress. Some of you may actually be wearing your wife’s frilly knickers as we speak!Don’t be shy about it. (Just […]
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nchandler wrote a new post, She Lives…, on the site Treaclechops – The Blog of Champions 11 months, 4 weeks ago
So I haven’t written a blog post since the 80’s. I blame Dalekins… as a muse, I feel that he should be offering me more material than he has been. There has been no slamming of bollocks in a door, or […]
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