Hahaha ok that trumps mine! Too funny Bucket List: Set Fire to SOMEONE ELSES curtains!”
Haha I do when I remember, and when I don’t Dalekins gives me that judgey judge face and say’s “Don’t you think you should have a diet coke” and then things go tits up because I usually end up squealing “You think […]
Hahaha it’s like the Pippie-longstocking of pigs… and it’s ginger. There is possibly NOTHING cooler.
Hey you, how the bloody ‘ell are ya? ye what the hell is up with this… hadn’t posted for a while and came back to this. Now it’s like tumbleweeds blowing through my posts and that sucks sweaty balls!
Why do people never take me seriously when I say I want a pony for my birthday?
To be fair, people don’t often take me seriously, period. For my last birthday I asked for a yacht and I got flowers and a […]
Waking up and getting out of bed in the cold this morning was, hmmm, how can I put this eloquently… like getting fuckslapped by a frozen snoek! A snoek…. With bad intentions! With their beady black eyes and […]