Lady Recluse

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
“Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!”

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,

Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M
.
 

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,

Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.

Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,

And put them to bed.

At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: –
“Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day.

Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

Amen!”

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

“My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You’ll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.”

The remarkable thing about fearing God is that when u fear God u fear nothing else,whereas if u do not fear God u fear everything else.

From:
Oswald Chambers.

A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep.  Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend:  “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?”

The PhD man replies:  “I see millions of stars.”  The ordinary man asks:  “What does that tell you?”

The PhD guy ponders for a minute: “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.  Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.  What does it tell you?”

The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks:  “Practically . . . . . . . . it tells me that someone has stolen our tent” .

Be educated in the right way and not go beyond the boundaries!

 ‘When You’re Down to Nothing, God  is up to Something’

    ‘Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.’

 Never take someone for granted
Hold every friend close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you’ve lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones

 
 Well, I told THE LORD that I love Him today. And He said to me, ‘How much do you love me? You haven’t told anyone how good I’ve been to you. You haven’t shared how perfect my love is. You haven’t spread the good news that I am always there to listen to your problems.

He gave to me the peace of knowing Him, and He has never broken a promise. Truly He is the best thing that has ever happened to me. And I stand in my stadium today to tell to you all, ‘I LOVE THE LORD!’ 

 A Boy Singing to his little sister…..

You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine’

(Be prepared to get watery eyes!)

If he didn’t see his sister right then, he may never see her alive.

She dressed him in an oversized scrub suit and marched him into ICU.

He looked like a walking laundry basket.

The head nurse recognized him as a child and bellowed,

‘Get that kid out of here now. No children are allowed.’

The mother rose up strong in Karen,

and the usually mild-mannered lady glared steel-eyed right into

the head nurse’s face, her lips a firm line.

‘He is not leaving until he sings to his sister’ she stated.

‘You are my sunshine, my only sunshine,

you make me happy when skies are gray.’

Instantly the baby girl seemed to respond.

The pulse rate began to calm down and become steady.

‘You never know, dear, how much I love you,

please don’t take my sunshine away.’

As Michael sang to his sister, the baby’s ragged,

strained breathing became as smooth as a kitten’s purr

‘Keep on singing, sweetheart.’

arms’ Michael’s little sister began to relax as rest,

healing rest, seemed to sweep over her.

‘Keep on singing, Michael.’

Tears had now conquered the face of the bossy head nurse.

Karen glowed.

‘You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

Please don’t take my sunshine away.’

The next day…the very next day.

the little girl was well enough to go home

Have a Wonderful Day!

In God We Trust!

‘The evidence of God’s presence far outweighs the proof of His absence.’