Munchie rule # 1
December 29, 2009 in Uncategorized
Stoners beware, there is a big risk you run when passing through a drive by joint like McDonalds.
For the purpose of sparing you the hassles of making uneducated mistakes commonly found in every day life I’d like to highlight the ones I come across.
The first of these I confirmed to myself once again today.
Never, – for the love of all that’s fair and good in life – Never ever accept stopping in one of those fucking “Drive thru grills” at one of these establishments. If they have a delay in preparing your food simply tell them you made a promise to yourself to never ever make the same mistake again – because those fuckers WILL forget about you sitting in your car starvin, thirsty. But in the meanwhile your warm, delicious processed snack is waiting on a stainless steel table somewhere in the burger factory – getting cold.
So – Never say yes, always refuse and you will receive warm delicious fast food treats made in a real big hurry to get the crazy stoner away from the premises.
Hopestar said on December 29, 2009
to rule No. 1.. x x x
loveitlegal said on December 29, 2009
Thanks. We should start protesting towards a “drive thru grill” free world.
letterdash said on December 29, 2009
Hey there Rusty
This was hilarious!
Nothing like having the munchies and then you gotta wait for that food!!
loveitlegal said on December 30, 2009
Thanks LD. It was not very funny when i waited 20 minutes for a McFeast no tomato!
Have a good new year!
letterdash said on December 30, 2009
Thanks Rusty, you have a great New Year as well.
Blossoms said on January 1, 2010
Best wishes for a Healthy, Wealthy, Loving, Happy and Safe 2010.
2010 Hugs and Kisses
Love
Bloss
xxx