Munchie rule # 1
December 29, 2009 in Uncategorized
Stoners beware, there is a big risk you run when passing through a drive by joint like McDonalds.
For the purpose of sparing you the hassles of making uneducated mistakes commonly found in every day life I’d like to highlight the ones I come across.
The first of these I confirmed to myself once again today.
Never, – for the love of all that’s fair and good in life – Never ever accept stopping in one of those fucking “Drive thru grills” at one of these establishments. If they have a delay in preparing your food simply tell them you made a promise to yourself to never ever make the same mistake again – because those fuckers WILL forget about you sitting in your car starvin, thirsty. But in the meanwhile your warm, delicious processed snack is waiting on a stainless steel table somewhere in the burger factory – getting cold.
So – Never say yes, always refuse and you will receive warm delicious fast food treats made in a real big hurry to get the crazy stoner away from the premises.