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Some Truisms of the modern age

January 10, 2013 in Commentary

That the God entity reads FB postings
If the media say that they have the public’s best interests at heart, they do
Any statements made by an authority body must be the truth i.e. Road Traffic Authority
What happens on twitter is the ultimate truth
Objectionable still-life photos are always judged as real without question
e-mails sporting an official looking letter-head are real beyond a shadow of a doubt
Generalized quotes and posters that appeal to the everyday life issues are true in all respects
Being positive is the new black
Reality Shows are the real thing, untouched by the wiles of the camera or a good story
Soap Operas depict real life
For every religious argument there is an opposite and equal atheistic vehemence
Everyone else is deemed to be an idiot
The placement of an emoticon or emoticons within or at the end of an suspicious posting makes it all better J
Karma will work its Retribution at the beck and call of a Facebook and Twitter posting