REALLY AWFUL ROONESPISMS
It can be extremely vexic
When I tend to be lysdexic -
If you ask for Pentas seeds
I may bring you centipedes.
Should you say the chores need doing,
You would find the doors I’m chewing
And if asked to warm a fish,
I might simply form a wish.
You would find I’d bought a wattle
When the list said water bottle;
And if told, ‘You! Listen here!’
I’d respond with hiss and leer.
If you wanted scones, well battered,
All you’d get is bones, well scattered;
And, instead of eating grapes,
You would find me greeting apes.
Don’t ask me for stunt that’s cunning –
The response might send your running;
Also, not to fry a tart
While inside; it isn’t smart!
She gets food; I see her nanny …
Hang on! This is getting ban-ny!
I must back off quite a bit,
Lest I get to shuck or fit.
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