THREE REALLY AWFULLY BITTY NEWYEAR DITTIES.
Ebriated is good to be in;
One gets there quite quickly with gin,
But once in, no doubt,
You quickly pass out –
With such ins and outs, you can’t win!
To greet a New Year in, a bit,
You do need resolution –
No, put those weapons down, you twit,
That wasn’t, ‘Revolution’!
And though revolting (as we know),
You have no need to do it,
For resolution you can show,
Not make one to get through it.
The fools have been at it once more
With firework shows by the score;
They just couldn’t care
When pets go all spare,
Or those who would sleep
Their hours must keep;
Like kiddies with toys
Who like a loud noise
They have no regard for the law,
And carry on just as before –
Some rockets up rectums let’s stuff
To show them we’ve had quite enough.
© December 2012 Colonialist (WordPress/Blogs 24)