DEATHTINY
November 21, 2012 in humour, Nonsense rhyme, Really Awful Rhyme, Wordplay, Writing
I dug this up out of a collection of my verses I started compiling a year or so ago. It was brought to mind by a recent post of Kate Shrewsday.
Death is a bony tailor,
And be you mean or proud,
Or a success or failure,
He’ll fit you for a shroud.
Whenever Death may come to call
He never is bespoke –
One sighs at his, ‘ONE SCYTHE FITS ALL!’
(That is a cutting joke!)
So therefore one deduces
He lisps in what he says –
Conclusion that produces:
His real name is DES?
© November 2012 Colonialist (WordPress/blogs24)


Jeanius said on November 21, 2012
He lithpth:)
colonialist said on November 22, 2012
Tho he doeth!