TO THE REALLY AWFUL IDIOTS: OH DEAR, OH DEAR, ODE HERE!
November 14, 2012 in Really Awful Rhyme, Writing
Thanks, you loud Divali folk,
for making me a racist:
Those who couldn’t give a hoot
for pets are quite the basest;
What is it that makes you morons
think that it is right
Going crackers with your bangs
for Festival of Light?
Guy Fawkes was a heritage
I had from early youth,
I then grew – to see that it was wrong,
and that’s the truth;
Those who would continue it,
you can be very sure,
All are dim more than a bit,
and very immature.
© November 2012 Colonialist (WordPress/blogs24)
Tags: Colonialist, Diwali, fireworks, Guy Fawkes, Ode to Idiots, really awful rhyme, Settler’s Perspective
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