A: The freshman year class at the US Naval Academy in Annapolis recently celebrated the traditional and highly homoerotic Herndon Monument Climb to mark its ascend to midshipmen.

As part of the ceremony, the boys worked together to reach the top of the greased monument, while being sprayed with water

Z: I only have one question!

A: Yes…?

Z: Where do I join the Naval Academy?

Z: Do you think Tinky Winky (the teletubby) is gay?

A: The purple one with the red handbag?

Z: That’s him!

A: Oh ya… screaming queen.

Z: Well, Poland child rights ombudsman is investigating whether the show and specificly Tinky Wnky promotes homosexuality and says: “If inappropriate attitudes have been promoted, we need to react”

A: I must say he is not really my type.

Z: Oh… and what is your type?

A: I have a weakness for a Purple Dinasour!

Z: A German Estate Agent was fired from her job because of her addiction to breast implants.

A: You know. A lot of men have that addiction.

Z: Anna Ulrich, 29 years old, increased her breasts to a massive 42 H Cup making them bigger than those of ‘Katie Price’ (on the left)

A: Do you think we can get the number of that guy in the corner?

Z: What makes you think he is gay?

A: He is looking away from those breast thingies!

Z: Oh!

A: Did you hear David Beckham might be picked for England's friendly internationals next season.

Z: You know I’m not a huge soccer fan, Alex

A: I know. But you are interested in money.

Z: Yes!

A: Galaxy (American Major League Soccer Club) paid him a 125 million pounds to be their public face.

Z: Right! Cause I’m looking at his face!!!

A: Did you hear the news about Maroon 5’s lead singer, Adam Levine?

Z: No. Do tell!

A: He recently admitted that he wishes he was gay!

Z: Come again?!

A: He told Advocate magazine that even though he is “not into dick” he wishes he was gay.

Z: Don’t you just wish there were more men like him in the world!

A: I certainly do!

Z: Alex? Are you awake?

A:

Z: K, I’ll just watch Rome then. Kevin McKidd so sexy. His first movie was ‘Trainspotting’ you know…

A:

Z: Alex?

A: I am so excited I can scream!

Z: Did you go through your porn collection again?

A: No! Better! “Grey’s Anatomy” is coming back to MNET next month!

Z: Nice.

A: And T.R Knight (Dr. George O’Mally) popped his sexy body and cold stetiscope out of the closet last year and admitted he is gay.

Z: What are you doing?

A: Phoning the doctor to make an appointment! 

A: Did you watch Coyote Ugly on MNET tonight?

Z: I did see something with girls and a hot dude.

A: Oh, you like Adam Garcia?

Z: I would have offered much more than $250 for him!

A: As long as he speaks in that accent all night!

Z: Lets go away for the weekend, Alex!

A: Where would we go?

Z: Somewhere North

A: What if we get Lost, Zander?

Z: I have a feeling it won’t be too bad!

Z: Alex?

A: Yes, Zander?

Z: What do you want to be when you grow up?

A: A Lollipop!

A: Taylor Kitsch (Tim Riggins in Friday Night Lights – on the left) looks very familiar. Where have I seen him before.

Z: He starred alongside Samuel L. Jackson in ‘Snakes on a Plane’ and also ‘Convenant’ with the adorable ‘Chase Crawford’!

A: Mmm.. I really thought I would remember him in a snake movie!